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If you’re trying to boost your engagement on Facebook or Instagram, you’ll want to know this. (Yes, you can use these for Instagram posts and stories too.)

Tag your friends, family, and partners in these statuses to show them that you’re thinking of them. Whether it’s a funny quote or a sentimental one, it will definitely bring a smile to their face.

We have brought together the most beautiful facebook messages that will translate your feelings for you as basla.org . You can share your favorites from the following messages on social media accounts.

2,000 mockingbirds is 2 kilomockingbirds.

I have a busy day ahead: I have trouble to start, rumors to spread, and people to argue with.

I once stood in the back and said, Everyone attack! but it didn’t turn into a Ballroom Blitz.

I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.

If at first, you don’t succeed, destroy any evidence that you ever tried.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

A big shout-out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. -Steve Martin

A flower does not think of competing with the flower next to it. It just blooms.

A friend to all is a friend to none.

A good day starts with a positive attitude and a great cup of coffee.

A good lawyer knows the law. An excellent one knows the judge.

A grandparent’s house is where cousins become best friends. – Unknown

A large group of Karens is called a Homeowners Association.

A man who treats his woman like a princess is proof that he was born and raised in the arms of a queen. – Unknown

A mistake which makes you humble is much better than an achievement that makes you arrogant.

A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, Where were you between four and six? I said, Kindergarten.

A room without books is like a body without a soul…

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

A smile is the best makeup any girl can wear. – Unknown

About to dance my feet silly!

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Advice needs a good listener.

Always keep smiling. It irritates those who wish to destroy you.

Always listen to your heart. It’s on your left side but it will always be RIGHT.

Apparently, people will pay to be subjected to medieval torture devices if you call the place a gym.

Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don’t want to look like a dork.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Be a good person but don’t try to prove it.

Be sandalwood, which imparts its fragrance to the ax which cuts it.

Beautiful things can happen when you distance yourself from negative.

Beauty is less important than quality.

Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health. -Thomas Jefferson

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away, and you have their shoes.

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. -Will Ferrell

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Being positive in Life doesn’t mean that things won’t happen. It just means that you choose to not let the challenges affect your inner peace and that your happiness is worth the extra effort too look for the good and let go of what you cannot change.

Books have the knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay. So if you keep reading, you’ll go broke.

By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn’t believe me.

Can I click your picture? I love pictures of natural disasters.

Can’t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… People the opposite.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

Coach: How’s a beer sound, Norm? | Norm: I don’t know. I usually finish before they get a word in. | -Coach (Nicholas Colasanto) and Norm (George Wendt), Cheers

Comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there.

Courage doesn’t mean you don’t get afraid. Courage means you don’t let fear stop you.

Deja poo. The feeling that you’ve heard this crap before.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He’s alright now.

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, That one is shaped like an idiot?

Do not underestimate yourself by comparing yourself to others. It’s our differences that make us unique and beautiful.

Do what’s right, the right way, at the right time.

Don’t expect anything from the person, your not.

Don’t find true love, and it will find you itself.

Don’t let anyone else ruin your day. It’s your day. Ruin it yourself.

Don’t let your mind wander—it’s too little to be let out alone.

Don’t look now, but I’m hiding under your bed.

Don’t love the person who enjoys with YOU… Love the person who really suffers without you Because The pain of love can never be defined.

Don’t overreact or give advice too quickly. This only trains people not to be open with you.

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

Don’t treat people as bad as they are, treat them as good as you are.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

Dreams Don’t work unless you do.

Drunk me would really appreciate a light switch on the floor.

Employee of the Month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Every burden is a blessing.

Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite. – Unknown

Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises. -Jarod Kintz

Every rule has an exception, especially this one.

Everybody wants happiness, nobody wants pain, but you can’t have a rainbow without a little rain.

Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.

Everyone is normal until you add them as your Facebook friend.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be changed. After 3 times, it should change by default to Unstable.

Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows!

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

Fool me once, shame on you, Fool me twice, and I’ll break your face.

Friends are like boobs: some are real, some are fake.

Girls, please don’t die before your dead…

Good morning people of my country. Tell me, what are we offended by today?

Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m tripping? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.

Got caught up in a really good book last night. I didn’t stop coloring till 2 o’clock this morning.

Happiness is like a Butterfly. You keep running after it, it keeps flying away. If you stand still, It comes and sits on your shoulders.

Happiness is not the absence of problems, it’s the ability to deal with them.

Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn’t attend.

Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms.

He Is Very Poor Because He Has Only Money.

His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

Homer no function beer well without. -Homer Simpson

Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove. But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins became a tourist attraction.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too ?

I always feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out! – Billy Madison

I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

I am a smart person but just do stupid things.

I am in charge of how I feel and today I’m choosing happiness.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I am single because God is busy writing to the best love story for me ?

I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.

I believe there should be a better way to start each day… Instead of waking up every morning.

I could be a morning person if morning happened after 11.

I don’t have time to hate people who hate me because I’m too busy loving people who love me.

I don’t need a hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single. I fight with my parents much time but cannot change my status to an orphan.

I hate when homeless people shake their cup of coins at me. It’s like yeah, I know you have more money than me—no need to rub it in.

I have seen the best of you, and the worst of you, and I choose both…

I just find myself happy with the simple things. Appreciating the blessings God gave me.

I like to name my iPod Titanic, so when it says Syncing Titanic, I click cancel, and it makes me feel like a hero.

I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

I love the sound of the people I love, laughing. – Unknown

I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

I may not be perfect, but I’m the best you’ll ever have… you’ll realize it the day I stop coming back!

I never lose, either I WIN or I LEARN.

I never thought I’d be one of those people that hit the gym early in the morning… I was right!

I ran a half marathon sounds so much better than I quit halfway through a marathon.

I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.

I tried being awesome today, but I was just so tired from being awesome yesterday.

I use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time.

I wake up every day with a smile b’coz I know I have something to be thankful for.

I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, Parking Fine.

I went to see my doctor. Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me? He said, I don’t know, but your eyesight is perfect.

I’d call you a tool, but even they serve a purpose.

I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.

I’m so vain. I probably think this post is about me.

I’m sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn’t really prepared for any follow-up conversation.

I’m that friend you have to explain to people before you introduce me… And apologize for after.

I’ve just been informed that, although the COVID vaccine won’t have microchips, it will have the new U2 album.

If a mute person burps, does it make a sound?

If at first, you don’t succeed, redefine success.

If it doesn’t open, it’s not your door.

If someone tells you I love you, but you don’t feel the same way and don’t wanna make it awkward, just say I love YouTube really fast.

If something’s not going right, try left.

If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.

If you ever get caught sleeping on the job… slowly raise your head and say, in Jesus’ name, amen.

If you have one true friend, you have more than your share. – Thomas Fuller

If you lower your expectations, you limit your disappointment.

If you think things can’t get worse, it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

If you want the rainbow, put up with the rain. – Unknown

If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.

If your relationship status says, It’s complicated, then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to Single.

In life, what you really want will never come easy…

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.

Inhale confidence. Exhale Doubt.

It hurts when you go to unfriend someone, and you find they’ve beaten you to it!

It is up to you to see the beauty of everyday things.

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to go away.

It’s amazing the things I can remember when I don’t need to remember anything.

It’s cute when your crush’s crush is you.

It’s easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. -Mark Twain

It’s easy to stand with the crowd, It takes courage to stand alone.

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.

It’s shocking how much unhappiness is caused by the pressure to be happy.

It’s so funny when I’m loud, people tell me to be quiet, but when I am quiet people ask me what’s wrong with me.

It’s sweet when someone knows every single detail about you. Not because you constantly remind them, but because they pay attention. – Unknown

It’s time to start something new and trust the magic of beginnings.

Joy is the simplest form of gratitude.

Just want to give a shout-out, a hug, some dap, a high 5, a pound, handshake, a pat on the back, a kiss, some love, and a good morning to you, Facebook.

Keep calm and know Google can help you find a way to fix almost every problem. If not it will tell you who can fix it.

Keep smiling..one day life will get tired of upsetting you.

Kidnapping? I prefer the term surprise adoption.

Knowing that you are loved by someone is the best feeling you could ever have.

Learn from Pandora’s mistake—think outside the box.

Let your smile change the world. Don’t let the world change your smile.

LIKE if you hate it when someone tags you in a photo, you look horrible because they happen to look so good in it.

Life is like a roller coaster. It has its ups and downs..but it’s your choice to either scream or enjoys the ride.

Life is too short to spend all your time trying to make everyone else happy.

Life would be perfect if some girls had mute buttons, some guys had edit buttons, bad times had fast forward buttons, and good times had pause buttons.

Line dancing was originally invented by women waiting in line for the bathroom.

Looking at school books and thinking: what a waste of a tree!

Love yourself first, because that’s who you’ll be spending the rest of your life with.

Lucky for you, mirrors can’t laugh out loud.

m a nobody. Nobody’s perfect. So I guess that makes me perfect.

Making mistakes is better than faking perfections.

May your life someday be as good as you make it out to be on Facebook.

My bank balance is a constant reminder that I’m safe from identity theft.

My love for you is a journey starting at forever and ending at never.

My one hand is enough to fight against the world… If you hold the other one.

My style is unique don’t copy it!

Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

Never interrupt your opponent while she’s making a mistake.

Never let your failures get to your heart and never let your success get to your head.

Never walk alone, develop multiple personalities

No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that crap and move on.

No one is perfect until you fall in love with them. – Unknown

Nobody around here treats me like a glamour model, so I’m just going to sit here taking selfies by myself.

Not doing anything with my life is surprisingly time-consuming.

Nothing is illegal. Until you get caught.

Nothing is more beautiful than a smile that has struggled through tears.

Once again I’ve woken up without superpowers. Sigh

One of the most expensive things you’ll ever do is pay attention to the wrong person.

One of the simplest ways to stay happy; just let go of the things that makes you sad.

Only Love takes you to heaven without the dying part.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

People are made to be loved & things are made to be used. The confusion in this world is that people are used & things are loved!

People come and go…the best will stay.

People often mistake me for being a good listener. The truth is, I really just don’t want to talk.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends, I need a Ouija board. -Betty White

People who say I hate to bother you need to learn to hate it a little bit more.

People with push-to-start cars never know where their keys are. They just know the car opened and started, so their keys must be somewhere.

People, like prescription drugs, should have to list the side effects they’re likely to cause.

Phew! Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my toaster in the shower this morning.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. -José Maria de Eça de Queiroz

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. -Groucho Marx

Relationship Status: COMING SOON

Remember way back when the only thing that was annoying on your feed was game requests?

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting.

Sausage puns are the wurst.

Shout out to good looking women who date unattractive men who aren’t rich, thanks for keeping hope alive.

Silence and smile are the powerful tools, smile solves all your problems, silence keeps all your problems at bay.

Smile while you still have teeth.

Smile, Happy looks good on you ?

Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

Some people wonder why I never like or comment on their posts. It’s because I unfollowed you a long time ago.

Someday I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.

Sometimes I prefer to use my face as emoticons.

Sometimes I wonder if I could get away with murder, but then I remember I can’t even eat pancakes without getting syrup all over me.

Sometimes people are beautiful not in looks, just in the way there are.

Sometimes you have to let go of your fear to catch your destiny.

Sometimes you succeed… and other times you learn.

Stay Strong, Make them wonder how you’re still smiling.

Straight roads do not make skillful drivers.

Successful people keep moving on. They make mistakes, but they don’t quit.

Sure, I drank brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!

Sure, I’d love to help you out… Now, which way did you come in?

That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched; they must be felt with the heart. -Helen Keller

The best thing in our life is to have confidence in ourselves and believe in God.

The best way to change a woman’s mind is to agree with her.

The Democrats are the party of government activism, the party that says government can make you richer, smarter, taller, and get the chickweed out of your lawn. Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work, and then get elected and prove it. P.J. O’Rourke

The easiest way to double your money is to fold it over.

The happier you are the more beautiful you become.

The hardest tests in life are the patience to wait for the right moment.

The heart has rea

The heart is equal to a mirror, Mirror shows reflection, & Heart shows affection. Both have one equal quality, can’t be reformed once broken.!

The liberals can understand everything but people who don’t understand them.

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money.

The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday.

The only thing I hate more than having a dirty house is cleaning.

The pollen is so thick. I coughed up two daffodils and a pine cone this morning.

The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off.

The reason why I hate mornings so much is that they start while I’m still sleeping.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

The sincerest love is the love of food. – George Bernard Shaw

The space between your fingers is meant to be filled with mine…

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side, and the right side.

There’s no such thing as addiction. There are only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -Groucho Marx

Time is precious. Waste it wisely.

To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness.

To eat oneself is the highest form of cannibalism.

To err is human. To arr is a pirate.

To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides. – David Viscott

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if that doesn’t work out for you, tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

Today, I will live in the moment; unless it’s unpleasant, in which case I will eat a cookie. – Unknown

Today’s society is a good example of what happens when you let the clowns run the circus.

True friends are like stars- they shine best when your world is in darkness!

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts. -Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen), Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear

Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you’ve never met. – Unknown

Waking up every day seems a little excessive.

War doesn’t determine who’s right—it determines who’s left.

Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved. Did you see what I did there? I’m sure you did, the beach.

What kind of downward spiral would cause a person to like cream cheese on Facebook?

What password does Forrest Gump use for his Facebook account? 1forest1!

What the heck is planking? It’s the parkour of people who can’t move fast.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

Whatever makes you feel bad, leave it. Whatever makes you smile, keep it.

When I smile I am hiding a tear inside. When I laugh I am hiding the pain inside. When I say everything is OK nothing is.

when I was BORN I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

When someone else’s happiness is your happiness, it’s called true love.

When you are burning inside but you have to keep smiling.

When you say YES to others, make sure you are not saying NO to yourself.

Whenever I feel all alone in the world, I remind myself that I’m a valued customer at several grocery stores.

Whenever it’s a long story, it means they don’t want to tell you.

Whoever said your harshest critic is yourself was clearly never married.

Why didn’t you reply to my text? Well, how am I supposed to reply to LOL?

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

Why will you see Voldemort on Instagram, but you won’t find him on Facebook? Because he’s got followers, not friends!

Wife: I’m pregnant, what do you want it to be? Husband: A joke.

Without ME, it’s just AWESO.

Worrying does not take away tomorrow’s troubles. It takes away today’s peace.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

You can never fall in love with someone you can never laugh with. – Unknown

You can’t be late until you show up.

You can’t buy happiness. But you can buy chocolate. And that’s kinda the same thing. – Unknown

You don’t have to be rich to sparkle. – Unknown

You don’t want to question me. I’ve forgotten more in the past week than you’ve learned your whole life.

You either live in love or die, there is no way in between!

You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.

You have two hands, one to help yourself, the second to help others.

You know you’re broke when your bank flags deposits as suspicious activity.

You love your family no matter what. Even if you’re trying to watch TV and they decide to have a shouting match in the same room, at that very time. You love them! – Unknown

You never know how bad it hurts until it happens to you.

You never know how dirty a song’s lyrics are until you hear a child sing them.

You’re so vain. You probably think this post is about you.

You’re the driver of your own life, Don’t let anyone steal your seat..!!

Your attitude can hurt me but mine can kill you.

Your best teacher is your last mistake.

Your friends are the family you get to pick out for yourself. – Unknown

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